I understand that this page is suppose to be a bio for myself, but I wanted to take the time to clear up a few rumors that have been said about me here at Landalor. I don't want to mention any names....(Richard, Biff, Bob, and Herman) but it has come to my attention that certain people have said that I have a crush on Scott Baio. This is a total lie. I do not have a crush on Mr. Baio at all. I mean I do admire his work. I thought he was very good in Charles in Charge. I am not so much about the "Happy Days" type Scott Baio, I feel his appeal comes from his mature looks and being young at heart. Oh man I remember this one episode. It involved Scott and Willie Aimes, oh it was sooooooo funnies. Willie Aimes he keeps getting hit in the head with this hammer thing. It was delightful. I actually can't wait to see the show again on DVD. I think the seasons are coming out soon. So funny. I actually once had a dream about Charles in Charge. I was on that couch, you know, the one thats in like every episode. And well, I'm sitting there and "Charles" comes in. And he was like "Do you want something to eat?" I of course was like "Sure!" I mean why not ya know? It IS Charles. So we had a ham sandwich together. We talked alittle too. I mean I don't remember everything, cause it was my dream. I just remember feeling safe......

Alright! Well, this doesn't at all mean I have a CRUSH on Scott Baio or "Charles". You, know it is just unfair because I do so much work here at Landalor. I just don't understand why people has to make rumors up that I am "GAY" or something. Not that I think being gay is bad. I know people say things like that all the time "I have no problem with gay people". But really I do not. I'm not saying that I like go to clubs or something with gay people. But if someone asked, I would. Whatever right? I actually did have a sort of guy crush on someone. It was this theater camp. In New Cannan actually. Nice place. Well, there was this kid, Danny, he was great. We were doing a number from Pal Joey. My god Danny he was an amazing dancer. I would actually like to take Dance again. It was so freeing. But, Danny, I really did like him alot. But as I said, it was a guy crush. It's where you admire the person not want to be like, "in love" you know. Not that... you know. If I had to pick a guy to spend the rest of my life with, it would have to be Danny. Oh Danny boy. Hey Danny Maguire. If you are ever on this site and you are reading this, hit me up man, we should chill.